King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third had SO many clothes it was simply absurd. So when two seemingly well-meaning fabric merchants promise to make an outfit of only the very best and most special cloth, King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third simply cannot resist. He must have these new clothes! Surely, the unquestionably charitable and not-at-all-suspicious-looking tailors are genuine, and the King won’t end up looking red-cheeked?
